i did like 3 chore today mom why u making loud noise

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stop the alphabet at t cuz i dont want none of u

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if outfit repeating was a crime I would be sentenced to life without parole 

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gay marriage is only legal in 18 countries but being gay is a crime in 83 countries like i’d literally be breaking the law just by LIVING in 83 countries in the world but yeah go on tell me again how “homophobia isn’t even a big deal anymore” thanks

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